There is this guy who makes my heart melt and my stomach rumble with happiness. He makes me happy and he is just so YUMMY!
Honestly he’s the best. If you want tips to find a boyfriend just like the one I have, read on!
Want some of this?
What you want is this:
FOOD. THE BEST. DELICIOUS, HOT, AND SWEET ALL IN ONE. THE BEST BOYFRIEND YOU WILL EVER HAVE.
SO GO FIND YOURSELF SOME FOOD.
What is that you say? Who is my boyfriend?
Well here he is:
So you see.
Food is perfect.
Get your food now.